Good morning.

For your reading pleasure, Depressed Roomies (PDF), another of Charlie's unproduced TV pilots, big thanks to an anonymous source who we will call "Peaches McFee," for that is her name. Also thanks to BCK's invaluable PDFer extraordinaire. Word of warning: page 39 is missing. Word of trivia: Peaches tells me that apparently Roomies was performed live for HBO execs, to help them decide whether or not to pick it up as a series. (This was while Malkovich was creating a buzz, shortly before its release.) Obviously they decided against it. Roomies is the pilot producers have been quoted as labelling "too dark and weird to be put to air." Mr. PDFer and I agree that Roomies does not float our boats quite as well as Rambling Pants. But who are we to judge? As always, feel free to hit the deadest board on the web with your opinions.

Now if someone out there could send in Charlie's two Get a Life scripts or his Trouble With Larry episode... well, I'm not gonna say my life would be complete, but it would be cooler for a brief period of time. OR more drafts of Eternal Sunshine! That would also be cool, if not life-completing. I can cover copying and postage, blah blah blah.