This is not a Celebrity Profile, from the March issue of Los Angeles magazine, sent in by Armin and scanned by yours truly. It's a lengthy piece about Charlie, and also the art of writing a celebrity profile. I repeat: scanned. It's not a transcript. Quote of note:

In his absence, Kaufman inspires followers. They chatter among themselves online. Like monks carving statues to prove God's existence, they build web temples to their idol. They leave, then return, attaching images to the temples, claiming they were snapped of Kaufman at a film premiere, on a beach, in Canada.

Boy, those guys must be real losers, hey?! Other quote of note, drawn from a media Q&A with Spike and Charlie:

"Charlie," a large red-haired woman said. "Besides writing it, you actually played yourself in the movie. Did you receive two salaries?"

Kaufman looked dumbfounded. "I was in the movie?"

Now the woman was confused.

"You mean you weren't?"

The table went silent.

Ahaha. Someone else wanted to know what Charlie's relationship with Donald was like. Where do they get these people?