The United States Conference of Catholic Bishops gives the film a big fat "O" because it's morally offensive, unappealing, smug and nihilistic. But they dig Rockwel''s performance and Clooney's direction, and think Julia Roberts is a babe.

I'm going to hell, aren't I?

Busiest day ever for BCK yesterday, hit-wise.

Andy Garcia was born with a partially-developed Siamese twin, the size of a tennis ball, attached to his shoulder. I jest not.